Planet of Dinosaurs

Intro:

This is a series on old dinosaur movies. Specifically, I am looking at anything released before 1990; before Jurassic Park revolutionized cinema with its CGI animation. I will not be covering anything "dinosaur-adjacent", such as kaiju monsters like Godzilla or the creature from The Giant Behemoth, which are perhaps inspired by dinosaurs, but clearly not meant to represent any real world genus. I will also be skipping over films that are heavily dependent on "borrowed" footage from other films, such as the Valley of the Dragons / Prehistoric Valley.

Also known as: Planet of the Dinosaurs

Runtime: 1 hr 24 min

 

Background:

Planet of Dinosaurs is a 1977 American film produced by Deathbeast Productions - their only movie. Filming took place in the California desert in an area called Vasquez Rocks, where two episodes of the original Star Trek had previously been shot. Most of the movie's budget was put towards the stop motion dinosaurs, which were impressive enough to earn the film the 1980 Saturn Award for "Best Film Produced for Under $1,000,000". In order to fund the movie, the actors had to sign partial deferments for repayment once the film was released, and at least one actress, Derna Wylde (Derna Lee), never received what she was owed. Attempts to receive payment were unsuccessful because the offices had been closed and the phones disconnected.

According to Jim Aupperle (writer) in an interview, the armatures to the dinosaurs were eventually sold off to a company for use in commercials, although they might have never been used. All of the model casts are rumored to have been destroyed by Czerkas in a pique of frustration over the movie's poor performance, although Jim has a few of the large heads used for close-up shots in his possession. Footage of the spaceship and dinosaurs was sold for $500 sometime around 1990 to be used in another movie called Galaxy of the Dinosaurs.

Plot Summary:

A spacecraft called the Odyssey is forced to make an emergency landing on an Earth-like planet after suffering a mechanical failure. The landing is softened by a lake and all the crew members aboard manage to swim safely to shore. An SOS signal had been sent out prior to the crash but no one received it, so communications officer Cindy decides to try again, only to realize their radio has been left on the sinking spaceship. When she and fellow crew-member Chuck swim out to retrieve the radio, Cindy is devoured by a tylosaurus, forcing Chuck to swim back. The remaining eight crew members decide to move away from the water to find shelter and while passing through a swamp, Derna Lee slips, dropping a laser gun that Mike had given her. The weapon is rendered useless, leaving the group with just 3 guns remaining.


"So we're lost? I don't know where we are! He doesn't know where we are! She doesn't know where we are! You don't know where we are! Didn't you send out an SOS?!" -Harvey Baylor

After a night's rest the group stumbles upon large tracks and a half eaten carcass. A living brontosaurus and a herd of stegosaurus leads the group to speculate that the planet they've landed on is following an evolutionary line similar to Earths. An encounter with a tyrannosaurus then prompts Captain Lee Norsythe to take the group further up a mountain where he believes the tyrant lizard will be unable to follow them. During the ascent, Nyla trips, spilling their entire supply of food down the rocky ledge.


Vice-President of Spaceways Incorporated Harvey Baylor is nominated to scout the area because he is the most well rested individual in the group on account of using his position to avoid carrying supplies. Harvey finds eggs in what he believes to be a bird's nest and is surprised when a centrosaurus arrives to defend it, goring him to death. Lee calls a halt to the expedition in what he considers a defensible position until rescue arrives. Ship engineer Jim however, believes they are now trapped on the planet forever.


"Can you imagine what laid these? We're looking at fried chicken for a month. Here chicky, chicky! Come to uncle Harvey sweetheart!" -Harvey Baylor

The team sets up a permanent base with a ramshackle stockade and survive by hunting struthiomimus. After a close call with an allosaurus, everyone agrees to pair up before leaving the base in the future. During the night, a tyrannosaurus carries Nyla off, prompting the group to go with Jim's previously rejected idea of killing the predator. Medic Charlotte suggests leaving a poisoned polacanthus in front of the beast's lair, but the plan backfires when the tyrannosaurus sneaks up on the group, killing Mike. Next they setup wooden stakes and lure the tyrannosaurus into them. Now safe, years pass as the survivors build a home and farm for themselves. Chuck and Charlotte have a son, and the survivors all quietly accept the idea of calling the planet home.

 
"I've always said you have to fight for want you really want. Sometimes aggression is necessary. But I won't fight you. Not while that beast is still alive out there." -Jim

Thoughts:

I kinda like this movie. There is a good variety of dinosaurs that each get a decent amount of screen-time, and unlike some other dino movies of the era, the prehistoric animals are actually part of the plot and impact the character's lives and the actions they take. Nearly all of the crew members are unlikable 70s stereotypes that are played by nobody of any note, which has produced the best kind of bad acting. By that I mean the passable dialogue is being poorly acted out by people who are genuinely trying. It's a cheesy, yet enjoyable B-Movie. The kind of thing you don't see much of anymore. There is also just something about the sound and music design that has embedded itself in my mind.

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